Chapter 594 — Wei Zhao's Headache

Wei Zhao stretched, then took stock of his body. He had been on the brink of death only a short while ago, yet now he was back in peak condition — brimming with energy, not a trace of anything wrong inside him. Only the ghastly bloodstains on his clothes were still a little alarming.

Wei Zhao scrambled out of bed and threw open the door, only to freeze mid-step.

Because there, in the living room, sat the Young Miss and Tang Yun — the pair of them, together. How had they both turned up?

"Wei Zhao, are you all right? How did it get so bad?" Gu Mengyao rose first and came to his side, gazing at him softly, her beautiful eyes brimming with tenderness.

Gu Mengyao's tone sent an involuntary shiver down Wei Zhao's spine. Was this the Young Miss? Why was she speaking like that? Had he not truly woken up — was he still dreaming?

Somehow, with Tang Yun looking on, Gu Mengyao had slipped unconsciously into character, fussing over Wei Zhao like a devoted wife. And when she saw the pool of blood soaking the front of his clothes, her resentment toward Tang Yun only sharpened — Wei Zhao had taken that wound avenging you.

"Wei Zhao, I'm sorry. None of this would have happened if it weren't for me." Unwilling to be outdone, Tang Yun hurried over and seized his arm.

How could Gu Mengyao let her get close to Wei Zhao? She promptly grabbed his other arm. And Shen Yushu flung herself straight into his chest. "Brother Arrow, we were so worried about you! Are you all right? If you are, let's hurry home and have ourselves a threesome!"

"Gah!" Wei Zhao jumped. What? Go home and have a threesome? Was Xiao Shu running a fever, or had she taken leave of her senses?

"Wei Zhao — she says she's your fiancée? That Gu Mengyao is the senior wife and Shen Yushu the junior wife?" Tang Yun was in turmoil. She was worried about his injuries, yes, but the questions gnawing at her had to be asked.

"What? Senior wife, junior wife?" Wei Zhao's eyes went wide. What on earth was this?

"That's right. Wei Zhao, tell me — aren't you my personal bodyguard, the one who swats away those pesky flies for me?" Gu Mengyao's nerve was already faltering; Wei Zhao was awake, and her lie was about to be exposed. But she wasn't about to concede defeat in front of Tang Yun, so she pressed the question.

"That's..." Wei Zhao stared at Gu Mengyao, baffled by her today. Why was she being so aggressive?

"They say you two are always kissing, and having threesomes." The phrase sat ill with Tang Yun, but she had stopped caring about delicacy — she wanted the truth.

"Kissing? When? And a threesome — that's even more far-fetched." Wei Zhao broke out in a cold sweat, thinking: I wouldn't mind a threesome, but who on earth would have one with me?

"Brother Arrow, you dare say you've never kissed me and Sister Yao-yao? You kissed Sister Yao-yao so much she got pregnant — she's even throwing up!" Shen Yushu declared. "And on the beach — didn't you kiss me too?"

"Is that true?" Tang Yun looked at Wei Zhao, aggrieved.

Wei Zhao's head throbbed. He had no idea how Gu Mengyao and Shen Yushu had come to lock horns with Tang Yun, but one thing was obvious: the pair of them had fed her a pack of outright fabrications to pull the wool over her eyes.

"Oh, come on! That was an indirect kiss — you drank from the same bottle I'd been drinking from. Does that count as kissing?" Wei Zhao was nearly speechless. "If that could make a person pregnant, the whole street would be crawling with expectant mothers! And Xiao Shu — I was giving you mouth-to-mouth. How is that a kiss?"

Heartened by Wei Zhao's explanation, Tang Yun felt a rush of delight. True, the explanation proved he really did have some sort of connection with Gu Mengyao and Shen Yushu — but at least he cared enough about her to explain. True or false, she was happy.

Having her lie exposed so bluntly made Gu Mengyao blush, but Shen Yushu didn't care in the least. "Brother Arrow, why can't you just play along with us?"

"Play along with what?" Wei Zhao gave a wry smile. "How come you and Yao-yao are here too?"

"Sister Yao-yao heard you were hurt, so she brought me along to see you! She cares about you an awful lot. When are we going home for that threesome?" Shen Yushu said, without so much as a blush.

"What threesome? Have you no shame? Wei Zhao just said he has nothing to do with you — can you stop throwing yourselves at him?" Tang Yun was growing frantic. What was wrong with this Shen Yushu? Wasn't this outright seduction?

Even if Wei Zhao didn't fancy them, how long could he hold out against that kind of temptation without stepping over the line? Tang Yun knew perfectly well how beautiful Gu Mengyao and Shen Yushu were.

"Oh, are you jealous? You can't manage a threesome yourself, so you don't want us to have one?" Shen Yushu grinned at Tang Yun.

"I — and who says I can't? I — I'm worth two of you!" Desperate, Tang Yun blurted out the first thing that came to mind.

Wei Zhao's head felt ready to split in two. What kind of day was this? What on earth was going on? Tang Yun, usually so sweet and docile, had turned into a firecracker — and the Young Miss, always so aloof and above it all, had waded right into the fray.

As for Shen Yushu, he saw nothing out of the ordinary — she acted like this all the time, and he was long past being surprised.

"Aaah — my head — it hurts so much!" Wei Zhao slapped a hand to his forehead and toppled stiffly to the floor. The headache was real, just not this severe; the fainting was pure acting.

But his collapse terrified Tang Yun, Gu Mengyao and Shen Yushu. Only then did they remember: Wei Zhao had just woken from his injuries, and for all they knew he hadn't yet recovered. The three of them had been squabbling right here — weren't they simply angering him?

Tang Yun and Gu Mengyao were about to rush to Wei Zhao's side when Shen Yushu spoke up. "Oh, Brother Arrow — why are your eyeballs moving? Are you faking a faint?"

He had only been messing around with them in the first place, and he'd rushed the performance, so of course it wasn't very convincing — and Shen Yushu had spotted the flaw. He gave up the act. "Yao-yao, Xiao Shu, stop stirring things up, both of you!"

"What? Am I a nuisance already?" Gu Mengyao's face went cold; she was plainly displeased. "Wei Zhao, come home with us this instant!"

Gu Mengyao had genuinely lost face. When Wei Zhao told them to stop stirring things up, wasn't he really saying — stop getting in the way of him and Tang Yun? With the Young Miss's proud nature, how could she possibly bear that?

"Yay, yay, yay — going home for a threesome!" Shen Yushu clapped her hands in delight.

"Yao-yao, why don't you two head back first, and let me have a word with Tang Yun?" Wei Zhao said with a rueful smile.

"Wei Zhao, who are these two to you? Why do you do as they say?" Tang Yun had thrown caution to the winds today. "Stealing someone else's boyfriend — aren't you ashamed?"

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