Chapter 1077 — Scared Stiff

It was her first time, after all—it ought to be a little more proper, surely? If there were no conditions for it, then never mind, but the conditions were there, so of course she had to take a bath!

"If you're not dirty, why bathe?" Wei Zhao said mildly. "The makeup on your face—won't it all be wasted once you wash?"

"I... but you won't even... we could build up a little mood first..." Qiu Lingshan sounded rather aggrieved.

She had put on makeup because she wanted a candlelit dinner with Wei Zhao first, so naturally she had to pay attention to her appearance! The prettier she looked, the more Wei Zhao would be moved, and then the two of them would fall into each other's arms as naturally as water finding its channel, and kiss, and then Qiu Lingshan could say, Don't... let me take a bath first, and after the bath the two of them could tumble onto the bed as a matter of course...

It had to be said that Qiu Lingshan's plan was fairly flawless—except that she had it entirely wrong, a hundred thousand miles from what Wei Zhao was thinking.

"Build up a mood? Since when does raising your strength require building up a mood?" Wei Zhao was taken aback; it was the first time he had ever heard such a thing.

Looking at Qiu Lingshan's shy, blushing face, Wei Zhao suddenly understood something! Qiu Lingshan had most likely gotten the wrong idea!

In fact, when Qiu Lingshan had phoned him earlier and asked him to come here and help her raise her strength, she had more or less hinted at this meaning; only at the time Wei Zhao had not taken it seriously and had put it out of his mind. But today, with Qiu Lingshan behaving like this, it came back to him—her true purpose.

She hadn't asked him here hoping to use the same method as last time in the dungeon to raise her strength, had she? That really would be a bit too absurd!

Wei Zhao did not know what the Qiu family's inherited inner-energy cultivation art was like, only that it was somewhat peculiar; but he absolutely did not believe that little Miss Song could level up again just by thinking of a man while touching herself! As for the last time she advanced, perhaps Qiu Lingshan had already touched the barrier of the next stage, and so under those circumstances had inexplicably broken through!

But to say that one could simply advance by such a thing—Wei Zhao would never believe it! Others trained bitterly their whole lives and might never make the slightest progress, and Qiu Lingshan touched herself for a while and broke through? That joke was not funny at all!

"Of course... it's my first time, after all..." Qiu Lingshan's face reddened slightly; she watched Wei Zhao's expression carefully, afraid he would get angry and walk off.

Qiu Lingshan was somewhat annoyed. According to the files she had gathered, Wei Zhao ought to be a great philanderer, beauties surrounding him on every side—he had a girlfriend, Tang Yun, yet he also had most unusual relations with Gu Mengyao and Shen Yushu.

And today she had dressed herself up with care, hoping to attract Wei Zhao, but to her surprise he seemed not the least bit attracted... which left Qiu Lingshan deeply conflicted. Was she really so unappealing?

"It's fine, it's not my first time." Wei Zhao said mildly. Thinking of her misunderstanding, a sudden mischievous streak rose in him, and he decided to tease little Miss Song.

In truth, Wei Zhao more often preferred the little tigress she used to be; bickering with her was rather amusing.

"Ah... it's not your first time? Then your first time was?" Qiu Lingshan was slightly startled. She had assumed Wei Zhao was also a first-timer, but now it seemed he was not! So was his first time with Tang Yun?

"My first time was with myself," Wei Zhao said mildly.

In fact, the first person Wei Zhao had helped raise their strength had indeed been himself!

"Uh..." Qiu Lingshan was briefly stunned, then suddenly recalled a saying she had seen online: most men give their first time to their hand... Could Wei Zhao be the same?

That would explain it, then. Qiu Lingshan secretly let out a breath, though she still asked hesitantly, "Then today is the second time?"

"The second time was a dog..." Wei Zhao said.

"Huh? A dog?" At his words Qiu Lingshan's eyes went wide; she pointed at Wei Zhao, frightened, her mouth open, unable to speak! With a dog? Wei Zhao was that savage? Actually with a dog? Was this a real-life Beauty and the Beast? No—it should be a fine fellow and a female beast...

"Mm, a dog. General Mighty," Wei Zhao nodded.

"General... Mighty..." Qiu Lingshan nearly fainted on the spot! Wasn't General Mighty Gu Mengyao's and Shen Yushu's dog? That dog was male, wasn't it? Wei Zhao had actually done it with a male dog? How was that possible? This was too outrageous!

A chill of revulsion swept over Qiu Lingshan, goosebumps rising all over her body. She felt she might be starting to dislike Wei Zhao... this man was far too frightening, wasn't he?

"Then... was there a third time?" Qiu Lingshan pressed on bravely. She was a virgin, after all, and the special nature of her profession had let her see many cases far madder than this; so although what Wei Zhao said turned her stomach a little, it was still a notch below those lunatics who ate infants alive.

"The third time... was Uncle Qing!" Wei Zhao said, still expressionless.

"Qing... Uncle Qing..." Qiu Lingshan rolled her eyes and nearly fainted dead away! Uncle Qing—wasn't he Gu Pengzhan's driver and steward? A man of forty or fifty? Wei Zhao had actually been with him? Were they lovers, then? No wonder Wei Zhao had done it with a male dog before... so that was the reason!

This time Qiu Lingshan truly could not hold it in! Too disgusting, too insane—she really could not take it! And to think that last time in the dungeon she had even used Wei Zhao as the object of her fantasies, never imagining he would do such things!

He took humans and beasts alike! Qiu Lingshan even wondered: Uncle Qing knew General Mighty too, so had the three of them ever played a threesome together?

No, no! Qiu Lingshan felt she was going to throw up! She truly could not bear it!

But Wei Zhao paid no attention to her expression and merely said, quite normally, "Earlier, downstairs at the police station, I called Brother Jun—I meant to have him try it with me, but he wasn't in the city, so I let it go for now and came to you first."

"Brother Jun... Yang Huaijun?" Qiu Lingshan was startled.

"That's right." Wei Zhao nodded.

"Ah—" Qiu Lingshan shrieked. She was going mad; at last, unable to endure it any longer, furious beyond measure, she pointed at Wei Zhao: "Wei Zhao, you're too insane, too disgusting! You did that with a dog and an old man, and now you want to drag Brother Yang into it—I will never agree! Get out, I never want to see you again!"

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